Happy birthday, little brother! If there’s one thing you should’ve discovered from having an elder sibling like me is that we only get more awesome each year!
As my younger brother you might get to make fun of me for being older than you, but just remember that every year my cake will always be bigger than yours because it needs to hold more candles!
I know you better than most seeing how I watched you grow up, so my birthday gift to you this year is that I’ll continue to keep all the things I know about you to myself and not reveal any of your secrets!
On your birthday this year, little brother, I propose we make a pact. I won’t reveal your age, so long as you don’t tell anyone that I’m even older than you!
Since it’s your birthday today, little bro, I’ll let you have the spotlight. After all, it must be annoying having an amazing older sibling who usually gets all the attention!