60+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend


Happy birthday to my amazing
girlfriend who doesn’t settle for
anything less than perfect!

Well, apart from me. You kinda
just settled there!
Happy birthday to my very understanding
and tolerant girlfriend!

It can’t be easy being with a model-like
guy who receives so much attention,
but I guess you knew and accepted
that when we first started dating!

Thank you for being so easy-going,
my love! 

I hope you have a wonderful birthday
this year and that some of the attention
is on you for a change!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous girlfriend!

Today is that one special day of the year that you’ll find me being romantic, so I hope you savor it and make the most of it!
Happy birthday to the most beautiful, gorgeous, and stunning woman in the world: my girlfriend! Let’s celebrate those good looks before they start to fade!
You’re so incredibly important
to me that I can’t imagine I would
ever forget your birthday but if I did,
it would definitely only happen once
because I’d never hear the end of it!

Happy birthday to you today, my
beautiful one!
I’ve come to realize that fate must exist,
otherwise how else would two oddballs
like us have met in a world of so many
normal people!

I hope you enjoy your special day today
my cute, unique, gorgeous birthday girl!
As your boyfriend, it’s my duty to keep all
your secrets under wraps so I’ll make sure
I add your age to the ever-growing list!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
It’s hard to shop for someone who
already has everything their heart
could ever desire, so I just decided
not to get you anything!

Besides, what more could you really
want than a perfect boyfriend like me!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
How do you do it, my love? How do you defy nature and manage to look younger with each passing birthday?!

It’s supposed to work the opposite way!

Love you!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous, hilarious, incredible girlfriend!

No wonder we’re such a perfect match!
If you’re wondering why I wrapped myself up as a present this year, it’s because I wanted to get you what your heart most desires! Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday, sweetie!

You truly are a very special girl
to put up with a guy like me…

You must really love me a lot!
I don’t know what I did to deserve such an incredible, funny and beautiful girl like you, but I will be forever thankful that we found each other.

I love you with every inch of my heart, my love! Happy anniversary!

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