A wonderful girlfriend and a beautiful girl like you deserves a gift that’s equally as beautiful, but seeing as nothing can even come close to your beauty, I wasn’t able to get you anything for your birthday!
Happy birthday to my spectacularly stunning and sexy girlfriend! I can totally understand why some people don’t believe me when I say that you’re my girlfriend because in truth, sometimes I can’t believe it either!
I know your secret, girlfriend! Out of all the messages you receive on your birthday today, I know mine is the only message you’re really interested in!
Happy birthday, sweetie. I hope your special day is as special as you are to me, and as special as I am to you!
If you’re wondering why I wrapped myself up as a present this year, it’s because I wanted to get you what your heart most desires! Happy birthday, my love!
I figured that for your gift On your special day this year I could write you a funny letter I could send you a silly card But really all you need to see Is my face to make you laugh!
The image of that gift is one That you can carry around With you wherever you go!