60+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend


Happy birthday to my favorite girl and a super sweet lover like no other! You never fail to put a great big smile upon my face!
You’re so incredibly important
to me that I can’t imagine I would
ever forget your birthday but if I did,
it would definitely only happen once
because I’d never hear the end of it!

Happy birthday to you today, my
beautiful one!
I didn’t get you a gift this year,
girlfriend, because I figured
I’m enough of a gift every day!

I guess I’m the kind of gift
that keeps on giving!
Happy birthday to my girlfriend, the only person in the whole world with a weird enough personality to match mine!

We are a match made in heaven, my dear, two perfect weirdos!

I’ll love you until the end of time!
You can always count on me to make you feel younger because let’s face it, I’m not growing up anytime soon!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
It’s that time of the year again where
all of the attention is on you and you
alone, my beautiful one.

Well, more so than usual, anyway!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday to my girlfriend who is gradually becoming greyer and greyer!

Only kidding, my love, I must say that it seems with age you are actually becoming even more beautiful and sexier than ever before! You’re ageing more gracefully than any other person I know!

From now on I will refer to you as my silver vixen and hopefully I will be your silver fox!
Happy birthday to my very patient and loving girlfriend! You deserve a medal for putting up with me, my love!
Every year that your birthday comes around I have to pause for a moment and think about whether it’s actually your birthday or mine, as I’m the lucky one because you are the most beautiful gift I could have ever received!

In fact, every day with you is like a birthday for me! Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl!
How do you do it, my love? How do you defy nature and manage to look younger with each passing birthday?!

It’s supposed to work the opposite way!

Love you!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous, hilarious, incredible girlfriend!

No wonder we’re such a perfect match!
Out of all my girlfriends, past and present,
you are definitely in my top 3!

That’s a pretty huge honour considering
how many girlfriends there have been
before you!

Wishing you a very happy birthday today,
my extremely gorgeous girlfriend!
I don’t know what I did to deserve such an incredible, funny and beautiful girl like you, but I will be forever thankful that we found each other.

I love you with every inch of my heart, my love! Happy anniversary!

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