75+ Short & Funny Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend


On your special day, I wanted to
tell you just how much you mean
to me, in a way that you’ll be able
to understand and relate to.

So I thought long and hard, and
decided that I love you even more
than you love football, and that’s
saying something! I long for the
day when you give me as much
attention as you do when you’re
watching a football match!

Have a very happy birthday today,
my love!
For a man of few words, I also have
a birthday wish that has few words!

Happy birthday, my love!
People say that you must have the
patience of a saint for putting up
with me, and they’re right!

Thank you for always being the
calm and composed person that
you are, and for bringing but serenity
and happiness into our lives!

Have a very happy birthday,
my love, my saint!
Happy birthday, honey!

I always thought you’d get more handsome with age and luckily for me I was right!
I didn’t know what to write in your card,
so I just didn’t get you one! Hopefully
this birthday message will do instead!
On your birthday, I wanted to tell you how
amazing and perfect you are, and that I
would never want you to change even one
single thing about yourself.

But then I remembered how annoying you
can be sometimes, so maybe you could
just change that?

Happy birthday, my gorgeous guy!
Close your eyes and think of the thing that your heart most desires. Then when you open them, the thing you most desire will be right in front of you: ME!

Happy birthday, my love! ❤️
Happy birthday, my love! Hopefully you’ll find these birthday wishes as cute as I find you!
Happy birthday, handsome!

I’m not surprised that people don’t believe you’re my boyfriend at times; I have a hard time believing someone so perfect can be real too sometimes!
Happy birthday to one of the better-
looking men I know: my boyfriend!

You're the sweetest, craziest, and
funniest person I know; you're the
whole package really! I’m looking
forward to many happy years
ahead of making each other
smile and laugh!
You’re not just my BF, you’re
my BFF (boyfriend forever).
There’s no escaping me, ever!

Happy birthday! 😘
Happy birthday to my dear boyfriend who, unlike his jokes, never falls flat!

I’m kidding, of course! I love your sense of humour! If your parenting skills are half as good as your dad jokes, then you’re going to make a fantastic father someday!

All my love to you on your special day, my dear, and here’s to many more years of making each other laugh!
Happy birthday to my stunningly
handsome boyfriend!

Of course I love you for your great
personality, but your dashing looks
are certainly an added bonus!

May everything you wish for come
true on your special day!

Love you loads! Big kisses!
May your cake be sweet and your birthday wishes even sweeter, but remember that the sweetest thing of all is your amazingly gorgeous girlfriend!

Have an incredible day and enjoy lots of big birthday kisses from your incredible missus!
Another birthday? Perhaps you’ll finally start growing up now!

Happy birthday, my dear boyfriend!

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