On your special day, I wanted to tell you just how much you mean to me, in a way that you’ll be able to understand and relate to.
So I thought long and hard, and decided that I love you even more than you love football, and that’s saying something! I long for the day when you give me as much attention as you do when you’re watching a football match!
If laughter is meant to keep you young and make you live longer, then you’re in luck because you have a hilarious girlfriend like me to keep you laughing!
Happy birthday to you, my marvelous man. Here’s to many more hysterical birthdays to come!
On your birthday, I wanted to tell you how amazing and perfect you are, and that I would never want you to change even one single thing about yourself.
But then I remembered how annoying you can be sometimes, so maybe you could just change that?
Happy birthday to my ageing boyfriend! Luckily for you, I like older men!
I’m kidding with you, you’re not that old! But in all truth, you do seem to be getting more and more handsome with age! So actually, I guess it’s lucky for me!
I wanted to write you a witty birthday message but since you’re the funniest guy I know, I was thinking that it’s probably best you write your own birthday wishes this year! That’s not me being lazy, it’s just me being sincere!
Since it’s your birthday today, I’ll let you have the final say for a change! But remember, this very generous offer is only for today so make the most of it and enjoy it while you can!
It makes me smile when I think back to when we started dating. We were just two crazy kids in love. We might be a bit older now, but I’m glad that some things never change!
Happy birthday to my beautiful boyfriend who is everything I’ve ever wanted in a boyfriend and more! You’re definitely extra and something very special and unique, my love!