75+ Short & Funny Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend


Happy birthday to my lovely boyfriend, the only person I could survive a long-distance relationship with. In fact, a little break from you sometimes sounds pretty nice!
For your birthday this year,
I searched far and wide for
the perfect gift.

It took me some time, but
my search ended when I
realised that I was never
going to find a more perfect
gift than what you’ve already
got: me!

Happy birthday from your
perfect girlfriend!
Out of all my boyfriends currently,
you’re definitely my favourite!

Happy birthday, my love!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There aren’t many boyfriends
Who are as wonderful as you!

Of course, that means there 
Must be some that are better,
But let’s not focus on that part!

Happy birthday to you, my love!
I wanted to write you a funny birthday message but we both know you’re the witty one. Just like how we both know I’m the more beautiful one!
Boyfriend,

On your special day of all,
I don’t want to make you cry
But another year has gone
It’s time to say goodbye!

Happy birthday, my love!
I wanted to write you a witty birthday message but since you’re the funniest guy I know, I was thinking that it’s probably best you write your own birthday wishes this year! That’s not me being lazy, it’s just me being sincere!
It doesn’t matter if year after year you look older and older because as time goes by I only love you more and more! Happy birthday, honey!
You’re worth the effort, and boy,
are you a lot of effort!

Being your girlfriend requires lots
of patience, determination, courage
and perseverance.

Luckily, you have a wonderful girlfriend
with all of these great qualities!

I hope that you have an amazing day,
my love! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my boyfriend
who is flaming hot, hotter than
all the candles on his cake!

I hope that your day brings you
all the happiness that you deserve,
and that it is as sweet as you are!

Big kisses, handsome!
Happy birthday, honey! I’ve got the fire department on standby this year on account of the fire hazard that is your birthday cake!
Happy birthday, honey!

I always thought you’d get more handsome with age and luckily for me I was right!
Now you’re starting to age
your looks are going to fade,
but I’ll keep loving you anyway!

Happy birthday, my dear!
Happy birthday, loverboy!

You’re funny and kind
Through and through
We make a good match
Me and you!
On your special day, I wanted to
tell you just how much you mean
to me, in a way that you’ll be able
to understand and relate to.

So I thought long and hard, and
decided that I love you even more
than you love football, and that’s
saying something! I long for the
day when you give me as much
attention as you do when you’re
watching a football match!

Have a very happy birthday today,
my love!

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