Happy birthday, old man! I hope you can read this message, since you are starting to lose your sight. I would have called you, but your hearing is even worse.
I don’t know how you can even get up in the morning. You are lucky to have a great friend like me to help you along.
Have a great birthday and enjoy whatever years remain!
Even though things didn’t work out between us and you apparently weren’t the man for me, you’re still a great guy and someone I am proud to call a friend!
Wishing a wonderful birthday to a wonderful ex! Enjoy your day today!