You may have had many girlfriends in the past, but none of them could ever be as good of a friend as I am! I hope you know that I’ll always be here for you, pal!
Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!
Sure, your hair’s going to go gray and those dashing good looks you’re used to will start to fade, but just think of all the perks and discounts that await you as a senior citizen!