Funny Birthday Wishes for Uncle


42 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, uncle! Always remember that age is but a number!

It just so happens that in your case it’s a rather large number, though!
The years are really starting to stack up
now, uncle! Never mind, just remember
that you’re only ever as old as you feel!

Happy birthday!
Now more than ever you should be
living life to the fullest, making each
day count, and never looking back
with regret because the fact is at
your delicate age you just never
know exactly how much longer is
left on the clock!

Happy birthday to you, uncle!
Everyone has a fun uncle, don’t they? 

What a shame I wasn’t lucky enough 
to be blessed with one, though! 

Happy birthday to you!
Another year has passed us by, dear uncle, and you continue to be living proof that you don’t necessarily become any wiser the older you get!

That’s okay, though! You don’t need to become any wiser because you’re already wise enough!

Happy birthday!
It’s a sure sign that you’re getting old
when the candle to frosting ratio on
your birthday cake is equal, uncle!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy 70th birthday, uncle!

As you blow out your birthday
candles today be careful that
your teeth don’t also come out!
Happy birthday to the best uncle ever!

To have an uncle like you who is funny,
kind, and caring makes me a very lucky
niece indeed.

I am beyond thankful for having you in
my life, as you’ve brightened each year
for me so far.
An uncle as cool and as funny as you deserves a birthday that’s equally as awesome and hilarious!

My birthday wish for you on your special day is just that, and that you’re left with the most amazing memories to treasure.

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