Funny Birthday Wishes for Uncle

42 happy birthday wishes found:

Uncle, you’re another year older yet we continue to share the same mental age! I guess that’s why we get on so well!

Happy birthday from your favorite funny niece!
A one-of-a-kind uncle
Another year older and no more mature
Uncle, today is your birthday
so eat, drink and be merry!

I know you’re particularly good
at the first two, at least!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to my favorite uncle
Whereas most people tend to get wiser with age, you simply just get older!

Happy birthday to you today, uncle!
Age may not have been kind to you,
uncle, but at least you can always
rely on me to help you feel younger!

And, when the time comes, you’ll
also be able to count on me to
push you around in a wheelchair!

Happy birthday to you today!
You’ve taught me many life lessons, uncle,
too many to list! Some have been useful,
others not so much!

Nevertheless, you’ll always be a true
inspiration to me and I’ll forever hold
everything I’ve learned from you dearly
in my heart!

Happy birthday to you today!
Today, I have the pleasure of wishing you a very happy birthday, my super amazing, lovely and generous uncle!

I hope that when you’re deciding what gift to get me on my next birthday, you bear in mind what a nice birthday message I sent you on yours!
Happy birthday to an uncle who is
getting almost as old as his jokes!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of
the classics! They tend to be the best!

May you have many more years of
entertaining us with your humor!
Happy birthday, uncle!

You’re the life of the party, there’s never a dull moment when you’re around, you bring the fun with you more than anyone else I have found!
I wanted to put the exact number of candles on your cake this year, but the store told me they didn’t have that many in stock! Happy birthday, uncle!
It’s amazing how after all these years you still aren’t showing your age, uncle! It’s equally amazing that you haven’t started to act your age yet, either!

I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!

Happy birthday to you!
It’s that time of the year again where
I have to act how surprised I am by
how young you look for your age!

Happy birthday to you!
We made sure to get a huge cake this year so that it could accommodate all of the candles on top!

Happy birthday, uncle!
Happy birthday, uncle!

I’ve learned so much from you, although
not every lesson you've taught me might
be considered appropriate or useful!
Happy birthday to my dear uncle who is as old as he is dear to me!

And seeing how you were born many, many, many moons ago, that should give you some indication as to how very much you mean to me!

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