Funny Birthday Wishes for Uncle


42 happy birthday wishes found:

You’ve taught me many life lessons, uncle,
too many to list! Some have been useful,
others not so much!

Nevertheless, you’ll always be a true
inspiration to me and I’ll forever hold
everything I’ve learned from you dearly
in my heart!

Happy birthday to you today!
Happy birthday to my fun uncle!

I’m wishing for many more years of being delighted by your witty remarks and watching you laugh at your own dad jokes!
Uncle, you’re more like a brother
or close friend to me.

Why? Because we share the
same level of maturity, I guess!

I hope you have a wonderful
birthday today full of laughter and
full of joy! Here’s to many more!
You deserve a very special birthday cake for achieving such a remarkable age this year, dear uncle!

And yes, when I say remarkable I do mean super old! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!

I hope your birthday party is filled
with good times and laughter, but
not too much laughter…

We all know how risky that could
be at your age!
Uncle, it seems that much like a fine
wine you become more full-bodied as
you age, yet unlike aged cheese, you
never seem to mature!

Happy birthday!
Whereas most people tend to get wiser with age, you simply just get older!

Happy birthday to you today, uncle!
It’s a sure sign that you’re getting old
when the candle to frosting ratio on
your birthday cake is equal, uncle!

Happy birthday to you!
Today, I have the pleasure of wishing you a very happy birthday, my super amazing, lovely and generous uncle!

I hope that when you’re deciding what gift to get me on my next birthday, you bear in mind what a nice birthday message I sent you on yours!
Happy birthday to my dear uncle who is as old as he is dear to me!

And seeing how you were born many, many, many moons ago, that should give you some indication as to how very much you mean to me!
The years are really starting to stack up
now, uncle! Never mind, just remember
that you’re only ever as old as you feel!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my fun uncle!

I think the reason we get along so well
is largely due to the fact that you never
grew up! That’s lucky for me!
Happy birthday to an uncle who is
getting almost as old as his jokes!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of
the classics! They tend to be the best!

May you have many more years of
entertaining us with your humor!
Everyone has a fun uncle, don’t they? 

What a shame I wasn’t lucky enough 
to be blessed with one, though! 

Happy birthday to you!

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