Funny Birthday Wishes for Uncle


42 happy birthday wishes found:

Age may not have been kind to you,
uncle, but at least you can always
rely on me to help you feel younger!

And, when the time comes, you’ll
also be able to count on me to
push you around in a wheelchair!

Happy birthday to you today!
Today, I have the pleasure of wishing you a very happy birthday, my super amazing, lovely and generous uncle!

I hope that when you’re deciding what gift to get me on my next birthday, you bear in mind what a nice birthday message I sent you on yours!
Happy birthday, uncle!

I’ve learned so much from you, although
not every lesson you've taught me might
be considered appropriate or useful!
Happy birthday, uncle!

You’re the life of the party, there’s never a dull moment when you’re around, you bring the fun with you more than anyone else I have found!
Whereas most people tend to get wiser with age, you simply just get older!

Happy birthday to you today, uncle!
Happy birthday to my dear uncle who is as old as he is dear to me!

And seeing how you were born many, many, many moons ago, that should give you some indication as to how very much you mean to me!
It’s amazing how after all these years you still aren’t showing your age, uncle! It’s equally amazing that you haven’t started to act your age yet, either!

I’m not complaining, though! I probably couldn’t have an uncle who’s more fun than you!

Happy birthday to you!
Many congratulations to you on
this very special birthday of yours!

Of course, we all know that the big
birthdays are every decade or so,
but the truth is that when you get
to your age every year is special
and cause for celebration!

Happy birthday!
We made sure to get a huge cake this year so that it could accommodate all of the candles on top!

Happy birthday, uncle!
Happy birthday, uncle! Always remember that age is but a number!

It just so happens that in your case it’s a rather large number, though!
The years are really starting to stack up
now, uncle! Never mind, just remember
that you’re only ever as old as you feel!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my fun uncle!

I’m wishing for many more years of being delighted by your witty remarks and watching you laugh at your own dad jokes!
Happy birthday to my fun uncle!

I think the reason we get along so well
is largely due to the fact that you never
grew up! That’s lucky for me!
Happy birthday!

I hope your birthday party is filled
with good times and laughter, but
not too much laughter…

We all know how risky that could
be at your age!
Now more than ever you should be
living life to the fullest, making each
day count, and never looking back
with regret because the fact is at
your delicate age you just never
know exactly how much longer is
left on the clock!

Happy birthday to you, uncle!

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