60+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend


Happy birthday, my love!

As you become older, my
dear girlfriend, you just get
more and more beautiful!

And I’m not just saying that
because I have to!
Every year that your birthday comes around I have to pause for a moment and think about whether it’s actually your birthday or mine, as I’m the lucky one because you are the most beautiful gift I could have ever received!

In fact, every day with you is like a birthday for me! Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl!
How I got so lucky to end up with someone as beautiful as you I’ll never know, but I’m certainly not complaining about it! Happy birthday, sweetie.
Happy birthday to my
incredibly lucky girlfriend!

I say lucky because you
have me as your boyfriend! 
I was going to buy you some beauty
products for your birthday this year,
girlfriend, but I quickly realised that
not even the most expensive beauty
product could make you any more
beautiful than you already are!

It would just be a waste of money
and an exercise in futility! You are
gorgeous just the way you are!

Wishing you a stunning birthday
from your smooth-talking boyfriend!
Happy birthday to my girlfriend who is gradually becoming greyer and greyer!

Only kidding, my love, I must say that it seems with age you are actually becoming even more beautiful and sexier than ever before! You’re ageing more gracefully than any other person I know!

From now on I will refer to you as my silver vixen and hopefully I will be your silver fox!
Happy birthday to my very patient and loving girlfriend! You deserve a medal for putting up with me, my love!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous girlfriend who is more than just a pretty face!

You are smart and witty, too!

People might not realise that straight away, because they’re just dazzled by your mesmerising beauty!

Wishing you a fabulous birthday, my love!
You are the smartest girl I know with such
impeccable taste, and not just because
you chose me to be your boyfriend!

Joking aside, I’m the fortunate one to
have you. You’re the best thing that
ever happened to me.

Happy birthday, honey.
It’s that time of the year again where
all of the attention is on you and you
alone, my beautiful one.

Well, more so than usual, anyway!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
A wonderful girlfriend and a beautiful girl like you deserves a gift that’s equally as beautiful, but seeing as nothing can even come close to your beauty, I wasn’t able to get you anything for your birthday!

You’re simply too gorgeous to shop for!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday to my favorite girl and a super sweet lover like no other! You never fail to put a great big smile upon my face!
Happy birthday, my beautiful girl!

I know exactly how you must feel on your birthday today since you make each and every day feel like a birthday for me! You are the most wonderful gift that keeps on giving, sweetie!
Happy birthday, sweetie!

After today, it’ll no longer be your
special day but not much will change.
All of the attention will still be on you
like it always is!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous gf!

It’s not often you find a guy
With both beauty and brains,
So you’re super lucky to have 
Found both those qualities in me!

You might also like