60+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend


If you’re wondering why I wrapped myself up as a present this year, it’s because I wanted to get you what your heart most desires! Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday, my love!

Nothing in this world is sweeter than you, not even the sweetest cake consisting mainly of frosting.

You are a sweet treat that delights each and every day, one of which I’m very lucky to have in my life.
Happy birthday, beautiful one!

I figured that for your gift 
On your special day this year
I could write you a funny letter
I could send you a silly card
But really all you need to see
Is my face to make you laugh!

The image of that gift is one 
That you can carry around 
With you wherever you go!
It’s that time of the year again where
all of the attention is on you and you
alone, my beautiful one.

Well, more so than usual, anyway!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
You can always count on me to make you feel younger because let’s face it, I’m not growing up anytime soon!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
It’s hard to shop for someone who
already has everything their heart
could ever desire, so I just decided
not to get you anything!

Besides, what more could you really
want than a perfect boyfriend like me!

Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday to my girl!

To me, you will always be so much more than just a lover, girl. You’re somebody I actually enjoy spending time with!
Happy birthday to the world’s best and
most beautiful girlfriend!

I know your biggest wish came true when
you met me, but I hope all your other little
wishes also come true for you on your
special day today, my sweetheart!
Happy birthday to my absolutely stunning girlfriend!

I must say that luckily you still have beauty on your side, my dear, because the years certainly seem to be against you!

I’m just kidding, you’re not that old really!

Just remember, though, that no matter how old you get, you will always be beautiful in my eyes, my love!
Happy birthday to my very patient and loving girlfriend! You deserve a medal for putting up with me, my love!
Every year that your birthday comes around I have to pause for a moment and think about whether it’s actually your birthday or mine, as I’m the lucky one because you are the most beautiful gift I could have ever received!

In fact, every day with you is like a birthday for me! Happy birthday, my gorgeous girl!
How do you do it, my love? How do you defy nature and manage to look younger with each passing birthday?!

It’s supposed to work the opposite way!

Love you!
Happy birthday to my gorgeous, hilarious, incredible girlfriend!

No wonder we’re such a perfect match!
Happy birthday to the most beautiful, gorgeous, and stunning woman in the world: my girlfriend! Let’s celebrate those good looks before they start to fade!
Happy birthday to my very understanding
and tolerant girlfriend!

It can’t be easy being with a model-like
guy who receives so much attention,
but I guess you knew and accepted
that when we first started dating!

Thank you for being so easy-going,
my love! 

I hope you have a wonderful birthday
this year and that some of the attention
is on you for a change!

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