Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband


55 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my dear husband
You’re funny, sweet, simply the best
You make me laugh and smile
You’re better than all the rest!
I’ll love you even when you’re old and gray
You get the best gift every day, husband
Weird and wonderful, funny and unique
In you, I found my most perfect match
Never is there a moment that’s bleak.

Happy birthday to you, 
My husband and soulmate!
The best gift you’ll ever receive
You're lucky to have a wife like me
Happy birthday to my husband who is smart, funny, and gorgeous, and who reminds me a lot of myself! I guess that’s why we make the perfect pair because we share so many wonderful similarities!
Happy birthday to my funny husband
Birthdays are a time to be thankful, husband
Happy birthday, my lovely husband!

I’ll be honest, I thought about teasing you
on your birthday this year. After all, as your
funny wife, not only is it expected from me
but it’s kinda my responsibility, too!

But I realized the fact you’re turning
another year older and becoming so
so old is enough in itself, so I’ll give
you a break this year!
Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that two crazy souls like ours would meet! Happy birthday, my dear soulmate and husband!
You’re ageing like a fine wine, husband
A husband who has it all
For better or for worse
Even if sometimes
You might annoy me
You’re the husband I want
Today, tomorrow, forever
You always have been
And you always will be!

I’m sending you birthday wishes 
Filled with lots of love on your
Special day this year, my dear!
My husband's jokes get older with age
My husband deserves a medal
I wondered what gift I should get for
such a sweet, loving husband on your
birthday but then I realized something…

What more could you possibly want
or need when you have a wonderful
wife like me! Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday to my old man, literally!

You’re getting older with each passing year,
my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it
happens to the best of us eventually!

Enjoy this birthday and however many
more you have left!
Happy birthday, hubby! You truly won the jackpot ending up with a wife like me, one that will keep paying out for a lifetime as you’ll always be stuck with me!
Happy birthday to my handsome
husband who still isn’t showing
his age, or acting it either!

I guess really I’m lucky my hubby
hasn’t changed and that he’s still
the same great man I met and fell
in love with all those years ago!
Happy birthday to my ageing
But still handsome husband!

No matter how old or gray,
Or however bald you become
I will always love you
Until the end of time!
Happy birthday, my perfect man!

Sometimes I think you’re too good to be
true, but then you go and do something
that brings me back down to earth!

I’m just kidding, I really am very lucky to
have ended up with a husband like you!
It simply wouldn’t be your birthday if you didn’t receive some wishes from your dear wife teasing you about your age!

Happy birthday, my handsome old man!
A husband like you
There are simply very few
But whether that’s a good thing
I’ll have to leave it up to you!

Happy birthday!
Today is your birthday but to tell you the truth, I’m the real winner because I ended up with a husband like you! Happy birthday, my love!

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