Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband


55 happy birthday wishes found:

Happy birthday, my dear husband
You’re funny, sweet, simply the best
You make me laugh and smile
You’re better than all the rest!
You get the best gift every day, husband
My husband deserves a medal
Happy birthday to my husband who is smart, funny, and gorgeous, and who reminds me a lot of myself! I guess that’s why we make the perfect pair because we share so many wonderful similarities!
You’re ageing like a fine wine, husband
The best gift you’ll ever receive
Happy birthday, my lovely husband!

I’ll be honest, I thought about teasing you
on your birthday this year. After all, as your
funny wife, not only is it expected from me
but it’s kinda my responsibility, too!

But I realized the fact you’re turning
another year older and becoming so
so old is enough in itself, so I’ll give
you a break this year!
Happy birthday to my funny husband
I’ll love you even when you’re old and gray
Weird and wonderful, funny and unique
In you, I found my most perfect match
Never is there a moment that’s bleak.

Happy birthday to you, 
My husband and soulmate!
Happy birthday, my love!

I know it’s your special day today
but there’s so much more meaning
to it than that… Another birthday
also means another year that
we’ve survived each other, hubby! 

Congratulations to you and more
importantly, congratulations to us!
You're lucky to have a wife like me
Birthdays are a time to be thankful, husband
Happy birthday to my old man, literally!

You’re getting older with each passing year,
my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it
happens to the best of us eventually!

Enjoy this birthday and however many
more you have left!
My husband's jokes get older with age
A husband who has it all
Happy birthday to you today,
my incredible man!

You are the sweetest, kindest,
and most loving human I know,
so I have no idea what I did to
deserve a husband like you!

I’m a very lucky lady indeed!
I wondered what gift I should get for
such a sweet, loving husband on your
birthday but then I realized something…

What more could you possibly want
or need when you have a wonderful
wife like me! Happy birthday, my love!
Happy birthday, hubby! You truly won the jackpot ending up with a wife like me, one that will keep paying out for a lifetime as you’ll always be stuck with me!
For better or for worse
Even if sometimes
You might annoy me
You’re the husband I want
Today, tomorrow, forever
You always have been
And you always will be!

I’m sending you birthday wishes 
Filled with lots of love on your
Special day this year, my dear!
Happy birthday to my handsome
husband who still isn’t showing
his age, or acting it either!

I guess really I’m lucky my hubby
hasn’t changed and that he’s still
the same great man I met and fell
in love with all those years ago!
It simply wouldn’t be your birthday if you didn’t receive some wishes from your dear wife teasing you about your age!

Happy birthday, my handsome old man!
Happy birthday to my handsome and intelligent husband who has such good taste. I mean, he decided to marry me for a start!
Happy birthday! Another year brings the hard reality that you’re not getting any younger, hubby!

At least each year you’re getting closer to retirement and finally living the easy life!
Happy birthday and best wishes
to my hunky husband!

They say there’s someone for
everyone and that must be true,
as never in my wildest dreams
did I think that someone like me
would find someone like you!
We truly were made for one
another, lover!

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