Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Wife to Make Her Laugh
Wishing my wonderful wife a happy birthday on her least favorite day of the year, the day she turns another year older!
If I’m a funny husband it’s only because I have such a funny wife! You are my inspiration and the driving force behind everything that I do. I truly am blessed to have found someone who is as special as you.
Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
My beautiful wife, I vowed to always
stand beside you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
stand beside you and support you,
and that will never change. I’ll even
love you when you become old
and gray, which lets face it,
probably isn’t too far away!
Happy birthday to you, my love!
A husband like me
Who’s so fantastic
Can too be both
Funny and romantic!
Happy birthday,
My lovely wife!
Who’s so fantastic
Can too be both
Funny and romantic!
Happy birthday,
My lovely wife!
Happy birthday, my love! Just like the finest and most desirable bottle of vintage wine, you only improve with age and become more valuable!
Happy birthday to my wife
who truly does deserve a trophy!
There aren’t many women who
would be up to the challenge of
being married to a husband like me!
who truly does deserve a trophy!
There aren’t many women who
would be up to the challenge of
being married to a husband like me!
Happy birthday to my wonderful wife:
my one and only, the love of my life!
I could never forget your birthday,
my love. After all, it wouldn’t be
worth the repercussions!
my one and only, the love of my life!
I could never forget your birthday,
my love. After all, it wouldn’t be
worth the repercussions!
Happy birthday, my love!
If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
If you weren’t my wife I’m not sure that you would tolerate me… I mean, you’re legally bonded to me now but if we were still just friends and you knew then what you know now, I’m sure you would’ve made smarter life choices! You must have a lot of patience to put up with me!
So thank you, my love, for putting up with me. You truly are a good woman!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!
You know, neither of us appear as old as we actually are... That’s because you don’t look your age and I don’t act my age! Together, we’ll be young forever, my love!
You know, neither of us appear as old as we actually are... That’s because you don’t look your age and I don’t act my age! Together, we’ll be young forever, my love!
Happy birthday to a super amazing, truly wonderful, and hilariously funny person who reminds me a lot of myself: my wife! We’re a perfect match, my love!
My only wish for you on your birthday this year, my lovely wife, is that your special day brings you a smile and that it stays around for a while!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Today is your birthday
It’s all about you
So no different really
To any other day!
Happy birthday, wife!
It’s all about you
So no different really
To any other day!
Happy birthday, wife!
Happy birthday, honey.
I’m not going to tease you about your age or joke around on your birthday this year… I mean, the fact that you're turning such a grand age in itself is more than enough for you to deal with!
I’m not going to tease you about your age or joke around on your birthday this year… I mean, the fact that you're turning such a grand age in itself is more than enough for you to deal with!
Each year that you get older,
It always amazes me how you
Haven’t grown tired of me yet!
I’m so very lucky to have found
A truly wonderful wife like you
Who is still willing to put up
With all the silly things I do!
You have the patience of a saint,
My love! Happy birthday to you!
It always amazes me how you
Haven’t grown tired of me yet!
I’m so very lucky to have found
A truly wonderful wife like you
Who is still willing to put up
With all the silly things I do!
You have the patience of a saint,
My love! Happy birthday to you!
