Funny Belated Birthday Wishes

30 happy birthday wishes found:

I know you must have been waiting all day to see a message from me appear, and I’m sorry that I missed your special day.

But you know what they say, my friend; save the best ‘till last!

Happy birthday to you!
Surprise! Just when you thought you
had received all of your birthday
wishes, the best one of all pops up!

I hope you had a great day!
Late birthday wishes are better than no wishes whatsoever! Just be thankful that I remembered at all!

Belated happy birthday to you!
It’s completely understandable that you might be feeling as though I forgot your birthday this year, but that’s simply not what happened! I just couldn’t remember the exact day!

I knew it was around this time, so I at least deserve partial credit for that, right?

Happy birthday to you, anyway!
I’m not late in wishing you a happy
birthday, in fact, I purposely delayed
wishing you well in order to prolong
your birthday celebrations!

Happy birthday week, my friend!
Oops, I forgot your birthday… My bad!

You should really have a more memorable birthday, though, so you're partially to blame here!
You might be thinking that I forgot your special day and that’s why I didn’t wish you a happy birthday...

Well, if that’s the case, you’d be right on the money because that’s exactly what happened! Sorry! I hope you had a really great day nonetheless!
While everyone else was only wishing you
well and thinking of you yesterday, here I
am still thinking of you today!

You’re lucky to have a great friend like me
in your life! Happy belated birthday to you!
I’m not one for holding onto things,
but if you recall my last birthday you
were late in wishing me well, so…
I’m just returning the favour!

Happy belated birthday!
I spent too much time trying to
come up with the perfect birthday
wish, and then ended up missing
your birthday altogether!

Sorry! Happy belated birthday!
I’m sorry for being a goof,
A little behind this year
And letting your birthday
Slip my mind, my dear!

Happy belated birthday!
I meant to say this to you earlier but...
happy birthday, my friend! 
 
You know me, I’m renowned for being
fashionably late! What can I say? 
 
I'm hoping that your special day was a
great and memorable one, anyway!
I’m sorry that I missed your birthday,
but I think it’s pretty impressive that
I remembered it this soon after!

Happy belated birthday from
your notoriously forgetful friend!
Gosh darn it, I missed your birthday!

If it’s any consolation for you to know, I was having a wonderful time and just lost track of the days!

Hopefully I’ll be having less fun next year, then I might remember your birthday!
So, I missed your special day and birthday celebrations, but you know what’s even better than the party itself? The after-party that follows!

I promise I’ll make it up to you with the best post-birthday celebrations possible, my friend!

Happy belated birthday to you!