Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
I was thinking that this year on your special day, I wanted to step up my gift game and get you something truly spectacular!
I knew it had to be something that would make you smile all the time and something you could treasure for many years to come, which is when I realized that you already have me!
The fact that we work together all day and still want to hang out with each other afterward says a lot about how strong our friendship must be! Happy birthday!
You should consider yourself very honored and particularly lucky that you are one of the few people whose birthday I can remember by heart! You must be somewhat important to me, I guess!