Today, I have the pleasure of wishing a super happy birthday to my favorite human! Our bond is as solid as a rock and as sweet as your birthday cake is hopefully going to be!
Seriously though, I couldn’t wish for a better companion and I am so proud to call you my best friend. You mean the world to me!
I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!
In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!