As your elder sibling, it’s my duty to boss you around and act as though you’re always bothering me but seeing as today is your special day I’ll give you a break!
Today is your special day so I won’t make it all about me, but as you turn another year older I can’t help but be reminded of the fact that I’m even older than that! Thanks a lot!
Happy birthday, sis! Although you can’t rewind and get any younger, at least we can stop counting from this year onwards to make sure you don’t get any older!