Meeting you changed my life for the better. Never had I met someone as special as you. I don’t know what the future has in store for us; I just want to keep living the dream.
I wish time travel already existed so that I could teleport myself into your arms today, my sweet man. Until then, I’m wishing you a happy birthday from here.
On your special day, I wanted to tell you just how much you mean to me, in a way that you’ll be able to understand and relate to.
So I thought long and hard, and decided that I love you even more than you love football, and that’s saying something! I long for the day when you give me as much attention as you do when you’re watching a football match!
I wanted to write you a witty birthday message but since you’re the funniest guy I know, I was thinking that it’s probably best you write your own birthday wishes this year! That’s not me being lazy, it’s just me being sincere!