Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Wife to Make Her Laugh


My only wish for you on your birthday this year, my lovely wife, is that your special day brings you a smile and that it stays around for a while!

Happy birthday!
To the one I chose to spend my entire life
with, for better or for worse, I’m wishing
a super happy birthday today!
Happy birthday, honey.

I’m not going to tease you about your age or joke around on your birthday this year… I mean, the fact that you're turning such a grand age in itself is more than enough for you to deal with!
Each year that you get older,
It always amazes me how you
Haven’t grown tired of me yet!
I’m so very lucky to have found 
A truly wonderful wife like you
Who is still willing to put up
With all the silly things I do! 

You have the patience of a saint,
My love! Happy birthday to you! 
Happy birthday to the world’s best wife, from the world’s most wonderful husband! Together, we truly make a dream team, my love!
Happy birthday, my love! I know that you
worry about getting older but there’s really
no need, my dear.

Just think of it like this: you’re younger now
than you will be next year. If you simply keep
this in mind each year that your birthday
comes around you’ll never truly get old!
I’m pretty lucky to have a wife
like you but you’re so, so incredibly
lucky to have a husband like me!

Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
Happy birthday, my love! The only slight sign that you’re getting older is your laughter lines, and they’re only from having a funny husband like me!
Happy birthday to a super amazing, truly wonderful, and hilariously funny person who reminds me a lot of myself: my wife! We’re a perfect match, my love!
My dear wife,

Truly great husbands
Are few and far between
Which is why you’re so lucky
That you happened to find me!

Happy birthday with love,
From your love!
Happy birthday, wifey!

I know that you’re a little sensitive about your age and turning another year older, but whenever you’re feeling old all you have to do is look at me and I guarantee you’ll instantly feel younger!
Happy birthday, my sweet wife!

I have a secret for you… I have a special
smile which I save only for you! You
make me smile and laugh like no other!
Happy birthday, my lovely wife!

I’m so lucky to have found possibly
the only woman in the world who
shares the same sense of humor
as I do! We may not be very funny,
but at least we can be not very
funny together!

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