I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!
We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours!
When you’ve been friends for as long as we have, you don’t really have any choice whether or not you remain friends until the end of time. We know far too many of each other’s secrets to ever pull the plug on this friendship!
You should consider yourself very honored and particularly lucky that you are one of the few people whose birthday I can remember by heart! You must be somewhat important to me, I guess!
Girl, if there’s anyone capable of achieving their dreams it’s you. You are a true inspiration and shining example of how a little determination can go a long way.
We have been the greatest of friends for a long, long time now and it's so important to me that you know just how meaningful your loyal friendship is to me. I might not tell you enough as when I think about it it makes me emotional, but I don’t know what I would do without an incredible friend like you.
So for all that you are, may you have a truly fabulous birthday this year, girl. You deserve it.
Happy birthday, girl! Today’s your special day and I hope it’s a cute one! May you be showered with love, dozens of pretty roses, and of course, lots of cake!