Happy birthday to someone who’s getting on a bit now!
I know it might feel like age is against you as the years are really stacking up, but really what’s one more year at your age? By now they must all just blend into one anyway!
Out of all the people you could have ended up living next to and you ended up with me! Whether or not that’s lucky for you, it’s definitely a bonus for me!
I hope you enjoy your special day today, my dear. Happy birthday!