Dear goddaughter of mine, I want you to know that not just today, but every single day of your life, you can always count on me for anything you might need.
I’m wishing you the happiest, most wonderful birthday today, sweetie!
A brother like you is a dream come true, if your dream is to have a super annoying brother, that is!
How is it possible that with each passing year, you find more new ways to bug me... I guess you’re getting more experienced with age, bro! Happy birthday!