I’m so happy to be celebrating the birthday of one of my oldest friends today. Our friendship started when we were just kids and has only grown ever since.
I’m very lucky to have had a guy like you in my life for all these years.
You are my best friend and because of that, I feel it’s my responsibility to remind you not to blow out your candles too hard today as you wouldn’t want your false teeth to come out!
You know it’s a sign that you’re getting old when there are so many candles on your cake that you can’t see the frosting underneath! Happy birthday, buddy!