Distance only makes the heart grow fonder and I can say that’s definitely true for me and you, girl! Our friendship just grows with challenges like these!
I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age!
In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!
I could never miss your birthday, my friend, as you are someone who is simply unforgettable! Whether you’re memorable for good or bad reasons, the jury’s still out on that!
I hope you have a fabulous day full of celebration, girl!