I won’t say you are old, but on your last birthday, the light from your candles was so intense that scientists were drawn there because they thought there was an aurora borealis occurring in your living room.
Forgetfulness is one of the many symptoms of ageing, my friend.
I know your memory is starting to play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t worry, I will always be your best friend. I’ll be around long after you've forgotten who I am.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear bestie, happy birthday to you! I know you can’t hear me singing this, so you’ll just have to imagine my beautiful voice!
There simply are not enough words in the dictionary to accurately describe how passionately and strongly I feel about our friendship. All I can tell you is that it truly means everything to me!