Even though you’re in a land far away on your birthday this year, don’t forget about your beautiful wife when you’re blowing out the candles on your cake!
Since it’s your birthday today, little bro, I’ll let you have the spotlight. After all, it must be annoying having an amazing older sibling who usually gets all the attention!
I wanted to write you a funny birthday message, but then I realized that making a woman of your age laugh too much could be a risky move! Happy birthday!