Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Male


53 happy birthday wishes found:

You are my best friend and because of that, I feel it’s my responsibility to remind you not to blow out your candles too hard today as you wouldn’t want your false teeth to come out!

Happy birthday, buddy!
Most men become wiser as they grow older, but then again you never really were one to follow the crowd! Happy birthday to you, my friend!
What could a guy like you who
already has it all possibly need
on his birthday?

Absolutely nothing, that’s what!

That would be why I didn’t get you
anything this year, my friend, and
definitely not because I just forgot!
You know your best friend is a
true friend when they insult you
on your birthday and you can
both laugh about it!

That’s why I know I can make
all the jokes I want today without
any risk of offending you!

Happy birthday, my friend!
If you keep having birthdays at this rate you’ll be old in no time, buddy! Perhaps we should skip the next one!

Wishing you all the best, my friend!
Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!

Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!
Another year older and yet one more candle to add! If your goal is to have your birthday cake seen from outer space, then you’re certainly on the right path!
Getting as old as you are can’t be easy,
buddy! Luckily for you, when your legs
start to give way at least you’ll still have
a great friend like me that you can lean
on for support!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you today, bud!

What more could you possibly want on your special day other than true friendship and a great time!

Well, seeing as I offer both of those things you can consider that your gift this year!
Looks like your birthday is going to be a hot one today, pal, as there will be more than enough heat coming from all the candles on your cake to warm up the entire room! Happy birthday to you!
Appreciate the small things in life while
you still can, my man!

I mean, it won’t be long before you’ll need
reading glasses to see every little detail!

I’m just kidding with you, buddy! I hope
you have a fantastic birthday today!
To the best of all friends,
the most outrageously
and utterly funny, I
wish all the happiness
in the world, and a truly
amazing day. Have a
joyous bday, my man!

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