Having a smart, funny, and wonderful person as a best friend must be something truly special and a great gift in itself. You really are quite lucky, my man!
I’m wishing you all the best on your birthday today, pal!
It’s your special day today, birthday boy! Just don’t let all of the attention go to your head because after today that attention won’t hang around for long!
Happy birthday and best wishes to you today, my dear best friend!
Make sure you smile for every photo that’s taken of you today, my friend, so at least that way you’ll have something to look back on in a few years and remember what it was like when you used to have your own teeth!
Remarkable, unbelievable, and unreal are all ways in which someone could describe something truly amazing but also, much like in your case, something totally bizarre!
Just kidding with you, buddy! I’m sending my best wishes to the birthday boy today!
Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!
Getting as old as you are can’t be easy, buddy! Luckily for you, when your legs start to give way at least you’ll still have a great friend like me that you can lean on for support!
To the best of all friends, the most outrageously and utterly funny, I wish all the happiness in the world, and a truly amazing day. Have a joyous bday, my man!