Happy birthday, pal! You know that I’m always looking out for your best interests, so just take care today when you’re trying to blow out the fireball on your cake!
You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! I’ll take any opportunity to remind you that you’re getting older, my friend! Happy birthday!
Another year older and yet one more candle to add! If your goal is to have your birthday cake seen from outer space, then you’re certainly on the right path!
You should consider yourself very honored and particularly lucky that you are one of the few people whose birthday I can remember by heart! You must be somewhat important to me, I guess!
You are my best friend and because of that, I feel it’s my responsibility to remind you not to blow out your candles too hard today as you wouldn’t want your false teeth to come out!
Looks like your birthday is going to be a hot one today, pal, as there will be more than enough heat coming from all the candles on your cake to warm up the entire room! Happy birthday to you!
To the best of all friends, the most outrageously and utterly funny, I wish all the happiness in the world, and a truly amazing day. Have a joyous bday, my man!