40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes

43 happy birthday wishes found:

Sure, it’s nice to get lots of gifts on your birthday each year, but I’m hoping that my presence alone will be more than enough!

A corny birthday wish

I know it’s corny, but I hope you have an a-maize-ing birthday today!

I hope you’re having a pizza party

I’m praying that you'll be having a
pizza party for your birthday, my friend!

You know that I’ll take a slice and
share a pizza the action if it is!

The icing on the cake

I love birthdays anyway, but celebrating someone as sweet as you really is the icing on the cake!

You mean a latte to me

Happy birthday to someone who has bean such an important figure in my life. I cannot espresso how much you mean to me, but it’s a latte!

I hope your birthday doesn’t blow

I hope your birthday this year doesn’t
blow, my friend, apart from when you
have to put out your candles, of course!

Don’t forget the ice-cream

No birthday party is complete without
ice-cream to accompany the cake…

If you forget, you’ll without question
be in for a frosty reception!

Have an ex-straw-dinary birthday

Sweet as strawberries
And jam-packed full of fun
I hope this birthday of yours
Is an ex-straw-dinary one!

I hope there's no rain on your parade, my friend

Happy birthday, my friend! I hope the weather is good for you on your special day this year, as we wouldn’t want it to rain all over your parade!

Never turn up to a party empty-handed

Did you hear about the electrician who turned up to the party empty-handed? It’s shocking really…

Happy birthday!

I tried to find you a gift at the mall

I looked for a gift at the shopping center for you but didn’t have any luck. I didn’t try any others because once you’ve seen one you’ve seen ‘em mall!

May your birthday be anything but crumby

Happy birthday! I didn’t want you to have a crumby birthday this year, so I’ve made sure that there’s going to be a good, moist, delicious cake at your party!