40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes
43 happy birthday wishes found:
I’m praying that you'll be having a
pizza party for your birthday, my friend!
You know that I’ll take a slice and
share a pizza the action if it is!
pizza party for your birthday, my friend!
You know that I’ll take a slice and
share a pizza the action if it is!
I know how stressful birthday celebrations can be, so let’s hope that this one is a piece of cake for you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
I didn’t get you anything for your birthday
today as each new day is a gift in itself.
I guess that's why it’s called the present.
today as each new day is a gift in itself.
I guess that's why it’s called the present.
Celebrating so many birthdays can start to take its toll after a while… I guess you could say that getting older is no piece of cake!
Happy birthday, my friend!
All those candles on your cake are really
blazing, so I’d best not add fuel to the fire
by making fun of your age!
All those candles on your cake are really
blazing, so I’d best not add fuel to the fire
by making fun of your age!
Happy birthday! I didn’t want you to have a crumby birthday this year, so I’ve made sure that there’s going to be a good, moist, delicious cake at your party!
I’m sure your birthday will be
a gouda one, but it can easily
be made grate simply by
having some delicious
cheesecake to go around!
a gouda one, but it can easily
be made grate simply by
having some delicious
cheesecake to go around!
You’re not as young as you once were!
Instead of cash, I thought I’d give you a
reality check on your birthday this year!
Instead of cash, I thought I’d give you a
reality check on your birthday this year!
I love birthdays anyway, but celebrating someone as sweet as you really is the icing on the cake!
Getting older is just life’s way of handing you lemons, so don’t be all sour and bitter about it! Instead, just squeeze the day!
No birthday party is complete without
ice-cream to accompany the cake…
If you forget, you’ll without question
be in for a frosty reception!
ice-cream to accompany the cake…
If you forget, you’ll without question
be in for a frosty reception!
Judging by the sheer number of candles on your birthday cake, I think it’s safe to say you’re going to have a flaming good birthday this year!
Birthday parties are usually great by
nature, but most can’t hold a candle to
yours! Yours are always wild and fun!
nature, but most can’t hold a candle to
yours! Yours are always wild and fun!
As with most things, what goes up
must come down.
Apart from your age, of course. That’s
reaching new heights every year!
must come down.
Apart from your age, of course. That’s
reaching new heights every year!
I hope your birthday this year doesn’t
blow, my friend, apart from when you
have to put out your candles, of course!
blow, my friend, apart from when you
have to put out your candles, of course!
