40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes
43 happy birthday wishes found:
Your birthday cake this year resembles
a campfire because the flames coming
from all those candles are in tents!
a campfire because the flames coming
from all those candles are in tents!
Happy birthday! I didn’t want you to have a crumby birthday this year, so I’ve made sure that there’s going to be a good, moist, delicious cake at your party!
I know how stressful birthday celebrations can be, so let’s hope that this one is a piece of cake for you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
I looked for a gift at the shopping center for you but didn’t have any luck. I didn’t try any others because once you’ve seen one you’ve seen ‘em mall!
Celebrating so many birthdays can start to take its toll after a while… I guess you could say that getting older is no piece of cake!
If there isn’t enough cake to
go around you won’t see many
happy faces, that’s for sure!
You’ll be able to slice the
atmosphere with a knife!
go around you won’t see many
happy faces, that’s for sure!
You’ll be able to slice the
atmosphere with a knife!
You’re not as young as you once were!
Instead of cash, I thought I’d give you a
reality check on your birthday this year!
Instead of cash, I thought I’d give you a
reality check on your birthday this year!
Getting older is just life’s way of handing you lemons, so don’t be all sour and bitter about it! Instead, just squeeze the day!
No birthday party is complete without
ice-cream to accompany the cake…
If you forget, you’ll without question
be in for a frosty reception!
ice-cream to accompany the cake…
If you forget, you’ll without question
be in for a frosty reception!
I’m wishing you a very happy
birthday today, my friend!
I hope it’s a punderful one!
birthday today, my friend!
I hope it’s a punderful one!
Birthday parties are usually great by
nature, but most can’t hold a candle to
yours! Yours are always wild and fun!
nature, but most can’t hold a candle to
yours! Yours are always wild and fun!
I didn’t get you anything for your birthday
today as each new day is a gift in itself.
I guess that's why it’s called the present.
today as each new day is a gift in itself.
I guess that's why it’s called the present.
I might well be here for the cake but
even if there was none, I would never
dessert you. I’ll always be there for you.
Happy birthday, my friend!
even if there was none, I would never
dessert you. I’ll always be there for you.
Happy birthday, my friend!
Turning another year older
certainly isn’t for the faint-hearted.
It’s like ripping off a band-aid -
only the bravest can pull it off!
certainly isn’t for the faint-hearted.
It’s like ripping off a band-aid -
only the bravest can pull it off!
I’m sure your birthday will be
a gouda one, but it can easily
be made grate simply by
having some delicious
cheesecake to go around!
a gouda one, but it can easily
be made grate simply by
having some delicious
cheesecake to go around!
