40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes


43 happy birthday wishes found:

I’ll do everything I can to try and make
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.

After all, I am your biggest fan!
Cheesy birthday wishes for my girlfriend
Happy birthday, crazy cat
May you have an a-door-able birthday today! I hope this year ahead brings you many windows of opportunity that unlock lots of doors that lead to success!
You’re as sweet as honey, my friend
Happy birthday to a very nutty friend of mine
Getting older is just life’s way of handing you lemons, so don’t be all sour and bitter about it! Instead, just squeeze the day!
I know it’s corny, but I hope you have an a-maize-ing birthday today!
Today’s your birthday? That’s nuts!

I simply won’t accept it. I can nut
and walnut believe that you’re turning
another year older already, my friend!
You’re not as young as you once were!

Instead of cash, I thought I’d give you a
reality check on your birthday this year!
Happy birthday to someone who has bean such an important figure in my life. I cannot espresso how much you mean to me, but it’s a latte!
It’s your day so go ahead and indulge a little!

Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
Happy birthday to you!

I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
I’m sure your birthday will be
a gouda one, but it can easily
be made grate simply by
having some delicious
cheesecake to go around!
I’m sending a whole latte love to the coffee lover in my life as they celebrate their birthday today!
I’m absolutely buzzing to wish you a happy bee-day today, honey!

I hope you have an un-bee-lievable day!
Your birthday has come around again, so it’s time to wish you a happy birthday once s’more! May your special day be sweet, fluffy, and totally crackers!
Celebrating so many birthdays can start to take its toll after a while… I guess you could say that getting older is no piece of cake!
As with most things, what goes up
must come down.

Apart from your age, of course. That’s
reaching new heights every year!

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