40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes
43 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday to someone who has bean such an important figure in my life. I cannot espresso how much you mean to me, but it’s a latte!
Today’s your birthday? That’s nuts!
I simply won’t accept it. I can nut
and walnut believe that you’re turning
another year older already, my friend!
I simply won’t accept it. I can nut
and walnut believe that you’re turning
another year older already, my friend!
It’s your day so go ahead and indulge a little!
Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
I know it’s corny, but I hope you have an a-maize-ing birthday today!
I’ll do everything I can to try and make
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.
After all, I am your biggest fan!
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.
After all, I am your biggest fan!
Happy birthday, my friend!
All those candles on your cake are really
blazing, so I’d best not add fuel to the fire
by making fun of your age!
All those candles on your cake are really
blazing, so I’d best not add fuel to the fire
by making fun of your age!
Sure, it’s nice to get lots of gifts on your birthday each year, but I’m hoping that my presence alone will be more than enough!
I’m absolutely buzzing to wish you a happy bee-day today, honey!
I hope you have an un-bee-lievable day!
I hope you have an un-bee-lievable day!
Happy birthday! I didn’t want you to have a crumby birthday this year, so I’ve made sure that there’s going to be a good, moist, delicious cake at your party!
Happy birthday to you!
I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
If you’re still wondering what birthday cake you should have today, you can always count on a cake covered in nuts to be a hit!
Trust me, it walnut disappoint!
Trust me, it walnut disappoint!
I know how stressful birthday celebrations can be, so let’s hope that this one is a piece of cake for you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
If there isn’t enough cake to
go around you won’t see many
happy faces, that’s for sure!
You’ll be able to slice the
atmosphere with a knife!
go around you won’t see many
happy faces, that’s for sure!
You’ll be able to slice the
atmosphere with a knife!
Celebrating so many birthdays can start to take its toll after a while… I guess you could say that getting older is no piece of cake!
I looked for a gift at the shopping center for you but didn’t have any luck. I didn’t try any others because once you’ve seen one you’ve seen ‘em mall!
