40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes


43 happy birthday wishes found:

I’ll do everything I can to try and make
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.

After all, I am your biggest fan!
Cheesy birthday wishes for my girlfriend
Happy birthday, crazy cat
It’s your day so go ahead and indulge a little!

Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
Happy birthday to a very nutty friend of mine
You’re as sweet as honey, my friend
I know it’s corny, but I hope you have an a-maize-ing birthday today!
I’m sure your birthday will be
a gouda one, but it can easily
be made grate simply by
having some delicious
cheesecake to go around!
Happy birthday to you!

I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
I’m sending a whole latte love to the coffee lover in my life as they celebrate their birthday today!
I’m absolutely buzzing to wish you a happy bee-day today, honey!

I hope you have an un-bee-lievable day!
You’re not as young as you once were!

Instead of cash, I thought I’d give you a
reality check on your birthday this year!
Getting older is just life’s way of handing you lemons, so don’t be all sour and bitter about it! Instead, just squeeze the day!
As with most things, what goes up
must come down.

Apart from your age, of course. That’s
reaching new heights every year!
Turning another year older
certainly isn’t for the faint-hearted.

It’s like ripping off a band-aid -
only the bravest can pull it off!
Your birthday has come around again, so it’s time to wish you a happy birthday once s’more! May your special day be sweet, fluffy, and totally crackers!
Today’s your birthday? That’s nuts!

I simply won’t accept it. I can nut
and walnut believe that you’re turning
another year older already, my friend!
May you have an a-door-able birthday today! I hope this year ahead brings you many windows of opportunity that unlock lots of doors that lead to success!
Celebrating so many birthdays can start to take its toll after a while… I guess you could say that getting older is no piece of cake!

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