40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes


43 happy birthday wishes found:

I looked for a gift at the shopping center for you but didn’t have any luck. I didn’t try any others because once you’ve seen one you’ve seen ‘em mall!
Cheesy birthday wishes for my girlfriend
You’re as sweet as honey, my friend
I’ll do everything I can to try and make
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.

After all, I am your biggest fan!
Happy birthday, crazy cat
Happy birthday to a very nutty friend of mine
I’m absolutely buzzing to wish you a happy bee-day today, honey!

I hope you have an un-bee-lievable day!
I’m sending a whole latte love to the coffee lover in my life as they celebrate their birthday today!
Today’s your birthday? That’s nuts!

I simply won’t accept it. I can nut
and walnut believe that you’re turning
another year older already, my friend!
Donut worry about getting another year
older, my friend! Just relax and eat some
cake on your birthday today!
It’s your day so go ahead and indulge a little!

Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
If there isn’t enough cake to
go around you won’t see many
happy faces, that’s for sure!

You’ll be able to slice the
atmosphere with a knife!
I’m wishing you a very happy
birthday today, my friend!

I hope it’s a punderful one!
Let’s hope that the balloons are the only thing to pop on your birthday this year because at your age it could just as easily be your hip! Happy birthday!
I know it’s corny, but I hope you have an a-maize-ing birthday today!
Did you hear about the electrician who turned up to the party empty-handed? It’s shocking really…

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!

I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
If you’re still wondering what birthday cake you should have today, you can always count on a cake covered in nuts to be a hit!

Trust me, it walnut disappoint!
Happy birthday, my friend! I hope the weather is good for you on your special day this year, as we wouldn’t want it to rain all over your parade!

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