40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes

43 happy birthday wishes found:

I’ll do everything I can to try and make
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.

After all, I am your biggest fan!
Cheesy birthday wishes for my girlfriend
Happy birthday to a very nutty friend of mine
I’m sending a whole latte love to the coffee lover in my life as they celebrate their birthday today!
Happy birthday, crazy cat
You’re as sweet as honey, my friend
You’re not as young as you once were!

Instead of cash, I thought I’d give you a
reality check on your birthday this year!
Today’s your birthday? That’s nuts!

I simply won’t accept it. I can nut
and walnut believe that you’re turning
another year older already, my friend!
Sure, it’s nice to get lots of gifts on your birthday each year, but I’m hoping that my presence alone will be more than enough!
It’s your day so go ahead and indulge a little!

Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
Happy birthday to you!

I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
Getting older is just life’s way of handing you lemons, so don’t be all sour and bitter about it! Instead, just squeeze the day!
Your birthday has come around again, so it’s time to wish you a happy birthday once s’more! May your special day be sweet, fluffy, and totally crackers!
Turning another year older
certainly isn’t for the faint-hearted.

It’s like ripping off a band-aid -
only the bravest can pull it off!
I’m praying that you'll be having a
pizza party for your birthday, my friend!

You know that I’ll take a slice and
share a pizza the action if it is!
Happy birthday to someone who has bean such an important figure in my life. I cannot espresso how much you mean to me, but it’s a latte!
I love birthdays anyway, but celebrating someone as sweet as you really is the icing on the cake!
I’m sure your birthday will be
a gouda one, but it can easily
be made grate simply by
having some delicious
cheesecake to go around!
I know it’s corny, but I hope you have an a-maize-ing birthday today!

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