40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes


43 happy birthday wishes found:

If you’re still wondering what birthday cake you should have today, you can always count on a cake covered in nuts to be a hit!

Trust me, it walnut disappoint!
Cheesy birthday wishes for my girlfriend
You’re as sweet as honey, my friend
I hope your birthday this year doesn’t
blow, my friend, apart from when you
have to put out your candles, of course!
Happy birthday, crazy cat
Happy birthday to a very nutty friend of mine
I’m absolutely buzzing to wish you a happy bee-day today, honey!

I hope you have an un-bee-lievable day!
Did you hear about the electrician who turned up to the party empty-handed? It’s shocking really…

Happy birthday!
Sure, it’s nice to get lots of gifts on your birthday each year, but I’m hoping that my presence alone will be more than enough!
Happy birthday, my friend! I hope the weather is good for you on your special day this year, as we wouldn’t want it to rain all over your parade!
Birthday parties are usually great by
nature, but most can’t hold a candle to
yours! Yours are always wild and fun!
I’m sure your birthday will be
a gouda one, but it can easily
be made grate simply by
having some delicious
cheesecake to go around!
Your birthday has come around again, so it’s time to wish you a happy birthday once s’more! May your special day be sweet, fluffy, and totally crackers!
I looked for a gift at the shopping center for you but didn’t have any luck. I didn’t try any others because once you’ve seen one you’ve seen ‘em mall!
I’ll do everything I can to try and make
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.

After all, I am your biggest fan!
Today’s your birthday? That’s nuts!

I simply won’t accept it. I can nut
and walnut believe that you’re turning
another year older already, my friend!
Donut worry about getting another year
older, my friend! Just relax and eat some
cake on your birthday today!
It’s your day so go ahead and indulge a little!

Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
If there isn’t enough cake to
go around you won’t see many
happy faces, that’s for sure!

You’ll be able to slice the
atmosphere with a knife!

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