40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes

Were found 42 happy birthday messages:

I’ll do everything I can to try and make
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.

After all, I am your biggest fan!
Happy birthday, crazy cat
Happy birthday to a very nutty friend of mine
I looked for a gift at the shopping center for you but didn’t have any luck. I didn’t try any others because once you’ve seen one you’ve seen ‘em mall!
You’re as sweet as honey, my friend
It’s your day so go ahead and indulge a little!

Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
I’m sending a whole latte love to the coffee lover in my life as they celebrate their birthday today!
Getting older is just life’s way of handing you lemons, so don’t be all sour and bitter about it! Instead, just squeeze the day!
Turning another year older
certainly isn’t for the faint-hearted.

It’s like ripping off a band-aid -
only the bravest can pull it off!
Celebrating so many birthdays can start to take its toll after a while… I guess you could say that getting older is no piece of cake!
Today’s your birthday? That’s nuts!

I simply won’t accept it. I can nut
and walnut believe that you’re turning
another year older already, my friend!
Happy birthday to you!

I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
I’m sure your birthday will be
a gouda one, but it can easily
be made grate simply by
having some delicious
cheesecake to go around!
Happy birthday to someone who has bean such an important figure in my life. I cannot espresso how much you mean to me, but it’s a latte!


You’re not as young as you once were!

Instead of cash, I thought I’d give you a
reality check on your birthday this year!
I’m praying that you'll be having a
pizza party for your birthday, my friend!

You know that I’ll take a slice and
share a pizza the action if it is!
As with most things, what goes up
must come down.

Apart from your age, of course. That’s
reaching new heights every year!
I know it’s corny, but I hope you have an a-maize-ing birthday today!