40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes


43 happy birthday wishes found:

I know it’s corny, but I hope you have an a-maize-ing birthday today!
Cheesy birthday wishes for my girlfriend
You’re as sweet as honey, my friend
I’m sending a whole latte love to the coffee lover in my life as they celebrate their birthday today!
Happy birthday, crazy cat
Happy birthday to a very nutty friend of mine
Did you hear about the electrician who turned up to the party empty-handed? It’s shocking really…

Happy birthday!
I’m absolutely buzzing to wish you a happy bee-day today, honey!

I hope you have an un-bee-lievable day!
Today’s your birthday? That’s nuts!

I simply won’t accept it. I can nut
and walnut believe that you’re turning
another year older already, my friend!
Sure, it’s nice to get lots of gifts on your birthday each year, but I’m hoping that my presence alone will be more than enough!
If you’re still wondering what birthday cake you should have today, you can always count on a cake covered in nuts to be a hit!

Trust me, it walnut disappoint!
I’m praying that you'll be having a
pizza party for your birthday, my friend!

You know that I’ll take a slice and
share a pizza the action if it is!
Donut worry about getting another year
older, my friend! Just relax and eat some
cake on your birthday today!
Happy birthday to someone who has bean such an important figure in my life. I cannot espresso how much you mean to me, but it’s a latte!
Happy birthday to you!

I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
It’s your day so go ahead and indulge a little!

Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
I’ll do everything I can to try and make
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.

After all, I am your biggest fan!
Happy birthday, my friend!

All those candles on your cake are really
blazing, so I’d best not add fuel to the fire
by making fun of your age!
Happy birthday, my friend! I hope the weather is good for you on your special day this year, as we wouldn’t want it to rain all over your parade!

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