40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes
43 happy birthday wishes found:
Happy birthday, my friend!
All those candles on your cake are really
blazing, so I’d best not add fuel to the fire
by making fun of your age!
All those candles on your cake are really
blazing, so I’d best not add fuel to the fire
by making fun of your age!
I didn’t get you anything for your birthday
today as each new day is a gift in itself.
I guess that's why it’s called the present.
today as each new day is a gift in itself.
I guess that's why it’s called the present.
If you’re still wondering what birthday cake you should have today, you can always count on a cake covered in nuts to be a hit!
Trust me, it walnut disappoint!
Trust me, it walnut disappoint!
Happy birthday to you!
I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
Let’s hope that the balloons are the only thing to pop on your birthday this year because at your age it could just as easily be your hip! Happy birthday!
Turning another year older
certainly isn’t for the faint-hearted.
It’s like ripping off a band-aid -
only the bravest can pull it off!
certainly isn’t for the faint-hearted.
It’s like ripping off a band-aid -
only the bravest can pull it off!
I’m praying that you'll be having a
pizza party for your birthday, my friend!
You know that I’ll take a slice and
share a pizza the action if it is!
pizza party for your birthday, my friend!
You know that I’ll take a slice and
share a pizza the action if it is!
Your birthday has come around again, so it’s time to wish you a happy birthday once s’more! May your special day be sweet, fluffy, and totally crackers!
I’m sending a whole latte love to the coffee lover in my life as they celebrate their birthday today!
I’m absolutely buzzing to wish you a happy bee-day today, honey!
I hope you have an un-bee-lievable day!
I hope you have an un-bee-lievable day!
I might well be here for the cake but
even if there was none, I would never
dessert you. I’ll always be there for you.
Happy birthday, my friend!
even if there was none, I would never
dessert you. I’ll always be there for you.
Happy birthday, my friend!
I looked for a gift at the shopping center for you but didn’t have any luck. I didn’t try any others because once you’ve seen one you’ve seen ‘em mall!
Getting older is just life’s way of handing you lemons, so don’t be all sour and bitter about it! Instead, just squeeze the day!
I’ll do everything I can to try and make
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.
After all, I am your biggest fan!
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.
After all, I am your biggest fan!
Happy birthday, my friend! I hope the weather is good for you on your special day this year, as we wouldn’t want it to rain all over your parade!
