40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes
43 happy birthday wishes found:
Getting older is just life’s way of handing you lemons, so don’t be all sour and bitter about it! Instead, just squeeze the day!
I’ll do everything I can to try and make
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.
After all, I am your biggest fan!
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.
After all, I am your biggest fan!
Happy birthday, my friend! I hope the weather is good for you on your special day this year, as we wouldn’t want it to rain all over your parade!
Happy birthday, my friend!
All those candles on your cake are really
blazing, so I’d best not add fuel to the fire
by making fun of your age!
All those candles on your cake are really
blazing, so I’d best not add fuel to the fire
by making fun of your age!
Your birthday cake this year resembles
a campfire because the flames coming
from all those candles are in tents!
a campfire because the flames coming
from all those candles are in tents!
Happy birthday to you!
I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
Turning another year older
certainly isn’t for the faint-hearted.
It’s like ripping off a band-aid -
only the bravest can pull it off!
certainly isn’t for the faint-hearted.
It’s like ripping off a band-aid -
only the bravest can pull it off!
If there isn’t enough cake to
go around you won’t see many
happy faces, that’s for sure!
You’ll be able to slice the
atmosphere with a knife!
go around you won’t see many
happy faces, that’s for sure!
You’ll be able to slice the
atmosphere with a knife!
I know how stressful birthday celebrations can be, so let’s hope that this one is a piece of cake for you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Let’s hope that the balloons are the only thing to pop on your birthday this year because at your age it could just as easily be your hip! Happy birthday!
If you’re still wondering what birthday cake you should have today, you can always count on a cake covered in nuts to be a hit!
Trust me, it walnut disappoint!
Trust me, it walnut disappoint!
I’m praying that you'll be having a
pizza party for your birthday, my friend!
You know that I’ll take a slice and
share a pizza the action if it is!
pizza party for your birthday, my friend!
You know that I’ll take a slice and
share a pizza the action if it is!
Sure, it’s nice to get lots of gifts on your birthday each year, but I’m hoping that my presence alone will be more than enough!
Happy birthday! I didn’t want you to have a crumby birthday this year, so I’ve made sure that there’s going to be a good, moist, delicious cake at your party!
I didn’t get you anything for your birthday
today as each new day is a gift in itself.
I guess that's why it’s called the present.
today as each new day is a gift in itself.
I guess that's why it’s called the present.
