40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes
43 happy birthday wishes found:
I didn’t get you anything for your birthday
today as each new day is a gift in itself.
I guess that's why it’s called the present.
today as each new day is a gift in itself.
I guess that's why it’s called the present.
Happy birthday, my friend!
All those candles on your cake are really
blazing, so I’d best not add fuel to the fire
by making fun of your age!
All those candles on your cake are really
blazing, so I’d best not add fuel to the fire
by making fun of your age!
I’ll do everything I can to try and make
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.
After all, I am your biggest fan!
sure your birthday is breezy, my friend.
After all, I am your biggest fan!
Happy birthday to you!
I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
Happy birthday, my friend! I hope the weather is good for you on your special day this year, as we wouldn’t want it to rain all over your parade!
I know how stressful birthday celebrations can be, so let’s hope that this one is a piece of cake for you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Let’s hope that the balloons are the only thing to pop on your birthday this year because at your age it could just as easily be your hip! Happy birthday!
Your birthday cake this year resembles
a campfire because the flames coming
from all those candles are in tents!
a campfire because the flames coming
from all those candles are in tents!
Today’s your birthday? That’s nuts!
I simply won’t accept it. I can nut
and walnut believe that you’re turning
another year older already, my friend!
I simply won’t accept it. I can nut
and walnut believe that you’re turning
another year older already, my friend!
If you’re still wondering what birthday cake you should have today, you can always count on a cake covered in nuts to be a hit!
Trust me, it walnut disappoint!
Trust me, it walnut disappoint!
It’s your day so go ahead and indulge a little!
Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
I’m praying that you'll be having a
pizza party for your birthday, my friend!
You know that I’ll take a slice and
share a pizza the action if it is!
pizza party for your birthday, my friend!
You know that I’ll take a slice and
share a pizza the action if it is!
Sure, it’s nice to get lots of gifts on your birthday each year, but I’m hoping that my presence alone will be more than enough!
I’m absolutely buzzing to wish you a happy bee-day today, honey!
I hope you have an un-bee-lievable day!
I hope you have an un-bee-lievable day!
Turning another year older
certainly isn’t for the faint-hearted.
It’s like ripping off a band-aid -
only the bravest can pull it off!
certainly isn’t for the faint-hearted.
It’s like ripping off a band-aid -
only the bravest can pull it off!
