40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes
43 happy birthday wishes found:
I know how stressful birthday celebrations can be, so let’s hope that this one is a piece of cake for you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
It’s your day so go ahead and indulge a little!
Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
Happy birthday to you!
I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
I’m wishing you an egg-cellent day that’s funny, on the sunny side, and full of yolks that crack you up!
If you’re still wondering what birthday cake you should have today, you can always count on a cake covered in nuts to be a hit!
Trust me, it walnut disappoint!
Trust me, it walnut disappoint!
I know it’s corny, but I hope you have an a-maize-ing birthday today!
If there isn’t enough cake to
go around you won’t see many
happy faces, that’s for sure!
You’ll be able to slice the
atmosphere with a knife!
go around you won’t see many
happy faces, that’s for sure!
You’ll be able to slice the
atmosphere with a knife!
I didn’t get you anything for your birthday
today as each new day is a gift in itself.
I guess that's why it’s called the present.
today as each new day is a gift in itself.
I guess that's why it’s called the present.
I might well be here for the cake but
even if there was none, I would never
dessert you. I’ll always be there for you.
Happy birthday, my friend!
even if there was none, I would never
dessert you. I’ll always be there for you.
Happy birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday, my friend!
All those candles on your cake are really
blazing, so I’d best not add fuel to the fire
by making fun of your age!
All those candles on your cake are really
blazing, so I’d best not add fuel to the fire
by making fun of your age!
Turning another year older
certainly isn’t for the faint-hearted.
It’s like ripping off a band-aid -
only the bravest can pull it off!
certainly isn’t for the faint-hearted.
It’s like ripping off a band-aid -
only the bravest can pull it off!
I looked for a gift at the shopping center for you but didn’t have any luck. I didn’t try any others because once you’ve seen one you’ve seen ‘em mall!
I’m sending a whole latte love to the coffee lover in my life as they celebrate their birthday today!
I’m absolutely buzzing to wish you a happy bee-day today, honey!
I hope you have an un-bee-lievable day!
I hope you have an un-bee-lievable day!
Happy birthday, my friend! I hope the weather is good for you on your special day this year, as we wouldn’t want it to rain all over your parade!
Sure, it’s nice to get lots of gifts on your birthday each year, but I’m hoping that my presence alone will be more than enough!
