I was thinking long and hard about a gift to get you that was both heart-touching and romantic when I realized that you already have me! I am the gift that will forever warm your heart!
A wonderful girlfriend and a beautiful girl like you deserves a gift that’s equally as beautiful, but seeing as nothing can even come close to your beauty, I wasn’t able to get you anything for your birthday!
If laughter is meant to keep you young and make you live longer, then you’re in luck because you have a hilarious girlfriend like me to keep you laughing!
Happy birthday to you, my marvelous man. Here’s to many more hysterical birthdays to come!
Happy birthday to the most beautiful, gorgeous, and stunning woman in the world: my girlfriend! Let’s celebrate those good looks before they start to fade!