40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes
43 happy birthday wishes found:
Your birthday cake this year resembles
a campfire because the flames coming
from all those candles are in tents!
a campfire because the flames coming
from all those candles are in tents!
I know how stressful birthday celebrations can be, so let’s hope that this one is a piece of cake for you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
If there isn’t enough cake to
go around you won’t see many
happy faces, that’s for sure!
You’ll be able to slice the
atmosphere with a knife!
go around you won’t see many
happy faces, that’s for sure!
You’ll be able to slice the
atmosphere with a knife!
Sure, it’s nice to get lots of gifts on your birthday each year, but I’m hoping that my presence alone will be more than enough!
Today’s your birthday? That’s nuts!
I simply won’t accept it. I can nut
and walnut believe that you’re turning
another year older already, my friend!
I simply won’t accept it. I can nut
and walnut believe that you’re turning
another year older already, my friend!
Happy birthday! I didn’t want you to have a crumby birthday this year, so I’ve made sure that there’s going to be a good, moist, delicious cake at your party!
It’s your day so go ahead and indulge a little!
Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
Just don’t eat too much cake or else you’ll end up at the dentist. You know the drill by now!
Happy birthday to someone who has bean such an important figure in my life. I cannot espresso how much you mean to me, but it’s a latte!
Celebrating so many birthdays can start to take its toll after a while… I guess you could say that getting older is no piece of cake!
As with most things, what goes up
must come down.
Apart from your age, of course. That’s
reaching new heights every year!
must come down.
Apart from your age, of course. That’s
reaching new heights every year!
Sweet as strawberries
And jam-packed full of fun
I hope this birthday of yours
Is an ex-straw-dinary one!
And jam-packed full of fun
I hope this birthday of yours
Is an ex-straw-dinary one!
Did you hear about the electrician who turned up to the party empty-handed? It’s shocking really…
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
I don’t know if you’ve decided on the theme for your birthday party yet, but everyone knows that the coolest celebration is an ice-cream party!
You’re not as young as you once were!
Instead of cash, I thought I’d give you a
reality check on your birthday this year!
Instead of cash, I thought I’d give you a
reality check on your birthday this year!
I’m sure your birthday will be
a gouda one, but it can easily
be made grate simply by
having some delicious
cheesecake to go around!
a gouda one, but it can easily
be made grate simply by
having some delicious
cheesecake to go around!
