40+ Birthday Puns and Jokes


43 happy birthday wishes found:

If there isn’t enough cake to
go around you won’t see many
happy faces, that’s for sure!

You’ll be able to slice the
atmosphere with a knife!
Happy birthday to someone who has bean such an important figure in my life. I cannot espresso how much you mean to me, but it’s a latte!
Your birthday has come around again, so it’s time to wish you a happy birthday once s’more! May your special day be sweet, fluffy, and totally crackers!
Celebrating so many birthdays can start to take its toll after a while… I guess you could say that getting older is no piece of cake!
As with most things, what goes up
must come down.

Apart from your age, of course. That’s
reaching new heights every year!
Sweet as strawberries
And jam-packed full of fun
I hope this birthday of yours
Is an ex-straw-dinary one!
Did you hear about the electrician who turned up to the party empty-handed? It’s shocking really…

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! I didn’t want you to have a crumby birthday this year, so I’ve made sure that there’s going to be a good, moist, delicious cake at your party!
I don’t know if you’ve decided on the theme for your birthday party yet, but everyone knows that the coolest celebration is an ice-cream party!
You’re not as young as you once were!

Instead of cash, I thought I’d give you a
reality check on your birthday this year!
Getting older is just life’s way of handing you lemons, so don’t be all sour and bitter about it! Instead, just squeeze the day!
I’m sending a whole latte love to the coffee lover in my life as they celebrate their birthday today!
I’m sure your birthday will be
a gouda one, but it can easily
be made grate simply by
having some delicious
cheesecake to go around!
I hope your birthday this year doesn’t
blow, my friend, apart from when you
have to put out your candles, of course!
No birthday party is complete without
ice-cream to accompany the cake…

If you forget, you’ll without question
be in for a frosty reception!

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