Another year older means another new wrinkle to welcome! Just remember that being a grumpy old man about it and frowning all the time will only make it worse and create more!
On your special day this year, I just want to thank you for always being older than me!
If I’m ever feeling down about my age, all I have to do is remind myself that at least I’m not as old as you and it always seems to make me feel better!
Sure, your hair’s going to go gray and those dashing good looks you’re used to will start to fade, but just think of all the perks and discounts that await you as a senior citizen!