Happy Birthday to an Old Man


30 happy birthday wishes found:

I’m betting that when you woke up this
morning you were already feeling the
impact of an extra year…

Well, I’m sorry to be the one to tell you
that it’s certainly not going to get any
easier from here!

Happy birthday, old man!
Happy birthday to a true relic!

For your age and your age alone, you deserve to be well and truly treasured! After all, there aren’t too many still around from your era!

I hope you enjoy your special day and however many more remain!
Old guys rule and you’re a perfect example
of that! You don’t let age get you down,
you just take it in your stride!

Happy birthday to you!
It must be so nice having dentures… You can eat as much cake as you want without having to worry about going to the dentist!

Happy birthday!
Many happy returns!

Turning another year older is never
easy for anyone of any age, but
especially so at yours! Just try not
to think about it too much!

I hope you enjoy your birthday today
and however many years remain!
Reaching a momentous age such as yours
deserves to be recognized with some
equally momentous birthday celebrations!

It’s incredible what you must have seen in
your lifetime, seeing how you’ve been
around for what seems like an eternity!

Happy birthday to you!
At this age you should be beginning
to slow down, taking a more relaxed
approach to life.

Or else, you’ll probably end up
breaking a hip or something!

Happy birthday!
Growing old is, unfortunately, inevitable
and totally unavoidable, but growing up
is completely your choice!

I for one vote that you never grow up
and stay the fun, young at heart, and
good-humored guy that you are!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, old man!

Enjoy eating your birthday cake with all of your own teeth while you still have them!
Happy birthday to a man who’s so old his joints creak as he moves! It’s all part of old-age, my friend!
Happy birthday to you!

Many of the best things in life get
better with age, and you’re certainly
no exception to that!

I’m sending my very best wishes to
you today as you turn yet another
year older, my man! 
Happy birthday!

You might think that your best years are already behind you, but actually they’re only just beginning!

Now you can finally slow down, relax, and enjoy life!
Happy birthday, pal!

Ignore all the birthday wishes calling you old and remember that you’re only ever as old as you feel!
I know that you’d rather not be
reminded about getting older, but
this is the one day of the year
where it simply can’t be avoided!

After today, you can go back to
forgetting about your age just like
all the other things you forget too!

Happy birthday!
Getting older isn’t all bad, buddy!

Sure, your hair’s going to go gray and those dashing good looks you’re used to will start to fade, but just think of all the perks and discounts that await you as a senior citizen!

Happy birthday!

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