Happy Birthday to an Old Man

Were found 30 happy birthday messages:

I know that you’d rather not be
reminded about getting older, but
this is the one day of the year
where it simply can’t be avoided!

After today, you can go back to
forgetting about your age just like
all the other things you forget too!

Happy birthday!
I’m betting that when you woke up this
morning you were already feeling the
impact of an extra year…

Well, I’m sorry to be the one to tell you
that it’s certainly not going to get any
easier from here!

Happy birthday, old man!
It must be so nice having dentures… You can eat as much cake as you want without having to worry about going to the dentist!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who’s
getting on a bit now! 

I know it might feel like age is against
you as the years are really stacking up,
but really what’s one more year at your
age? By now they must all just blend
into one anyway!
Happy birthday to a man who seems
to get more handsome with age!

You know at some point though that’ll
all start to change, right?
I’ll be completely honest with you, with all the years stacking up I’ve finally started to lose track of how old you actually are!

Enjoy whatever birthday you’re on now!
Happy birthday, old man!

It looks like you’ve already passed the peak of your life which means only one thing: it’s all downhill from here!

I’m wishing you all the very best on your special day and for the years ahead!
Another year older my wise, old friend! Happy birthday!

Remember, you’re never too old to throw an incredible and unforgettable party! 
Getting older isn’t all bad, buddy!

Sure, your hair’s going to go gray and those dashing good looks you’re used to will start to fade, but just think of all the perks and discounts that await you as a senior citizen!

Happy birthday!
As you get closer and closer to old-age, you’ll realize that having a senior moment will start to become a regular occurrence!

Happy birthday, old-timer!
Happy birthday to a man who, as he grows older, only becomes a greater source of wisdom and inspiration in my life! Sending my best wishes to you today!
You’re a great friend of mine and seeing
as age clearly hasn’t been very kind to
you, I’ll show you some kindness and I
won’t add to it by giving you a hard time
about getting older!

Enjoy your special day and here’s to
many more to come!
A word to the wise, make the most of smiling now while you still have all of your own teeth!

Happy birthday to you, old man!
Happy birthday to a man who’s so old his joints creak as he moves! It’s all part of old-age, my friend!
Reaching a momentous age such as yours
deserves to be recognized with some
equally momentous birthday celebrations!

It’s incredible what you must have seen in
your lifetime, seeing how you’ve been
around for what seems like an eternity!

Happy birthday to you!