Happy Birthday for an Elderly Woman

31 happy birthday wishes found:

You’re not old per se, you’re a
young woman simply trapped
in an old lady’s body!

No matter how old you get, you
will always be young at heart
and that’s all that really matters!

I’m wishing you a fabulous
birthday this year, my dear!
Happy birthday to you!

For a woman of a certain age,
you’re still looking just as glamorous
and elegant as ever! It’s miraculous
how you never seem to age!
Birthdays have got to be pretty boring
at your age, seeing as how you’ve had
so many already!

Perhaps we can liven it up this year
with some party games like limbo
dancing or something! Just be careful
not to break a hip or anything!
Happy birthday to you, my dear!

I don’t believe for one second that
you’re as old as you say; you barely
even look half your age!
It’s natural for people to want to care for
the elderly, so don’t be surprised if they
start offering you help when crossing the
street! Happy birthday, old lady!
Happy birthday to a beautiful older
woman who is actually still just a
young lady on the inside!

You’re still very much full of life
and nobody would believe your
real age for a minute if you told
them how old you really are!
Happy birthday to the only old lady I
know who still gets asked to show ID!

May your youthful looks last for many
more years to come!
Happy birthday to a wonderful lady
who’s as beautiful as she is old!

I guess that makes you extremely
beautiful, my dear!
You may well be over the hill, but you can always rely on me to help you feel younger!

Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Happy birthday to you, old lady!

Remember to hold on to your teeth today as you blow out the candles on your cake!
If respecting your elders is relative to age,
then surely you deserve all of my respect!

Happy birthday to you today, my favourite
elderly person!
I wanted to plan something special for
this momentous birthday of yours this
year but a surprise birthday, at your
age, is definitely a no go!

We don’t want you ending up in the
back of an ambulance!

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!

I’m not going to make jokes or laugh
about how old you’re turning today
as that would be cruel, especially as
I genuinely feel kinda bad for you!

I’m sending my very best wishes
your way today!
Forgetfulness is just another part of growing old, but at least in your old-age you haven’t forgotten how to throw a great party! Happy birthday, lovely lady!
Happy birthday to my favourite elder!

You don’t let age get you down, in fact, if anything you do everything in your will to defy it!

Your remarkable outlook on life is most likely what keeps you young, my dear!

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