Welcome to the wrong side of 50, my friend

Welcome to the wrong side of 50,
my dear friend!

Now that you’ve passed your 50th
milestone, you’re now also past the
halfway point to 100, my friend!

Don’t fret, though! You still have
many good years ahead of you
before you get anywhere near that!

Enjoy your special day, surrounded
by all of your fabulous friends and
family I hope!