Do you remember how much we fought

Do you remember how much we fought? Do you know how much we bickered? Do you have any idea of how much we yelled at each other growing up? Can you give me a ballpark figure of how many kicks were given under the table? What's the number of objects we eternally borrowed from each other?

Now multiply all of this and you might get close to how much I love you! Happy birthday, little brother!